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A divided nation has a ludicrous new hope.

Epic teen adventure. Wry teacher narrator. Blistering satire.

Dear Reader,

If you are timid, gullible, or seeking a fluffy romance, please find another story. For the courageous, I regret to inform you that divisive knuckleheads have spun Island Nation Schools into new levels of lunacy, and the conflict between the Puddin' Heads and the Sweeties is utter madness. Take Blaze Union, a spirited fourteen-year-old Puddin' Head. She was reprimanded for resisting MegaCorp book bans and spoon combat training, attacked by Sweeties at school, and to top if off, expelled for playing soccer and guitar with "large" hands. In revenge, Blaze vowed to change the whole ridiculous system.

And get this: Despite no qualifications and an island of outraged Sweeties, this fiery teen has suddenly risen as the Puddin' Heads' greatest hope for leading the nation's schools. Alas, the "supreme" prime minister stands in her way, a powerful man with tiny hands and a noggin as big as his appetite for division. But then again, Blaze has nothing to lose.

If you still dare to catapult into an epic journey of whackadoodle schools, sensational showdowns, and a very strange quest for liberation, then strap on your spoon helmet. You're going to need it.

Spoons up Heigi hooga

W.T. Kosmos

Praise for Blaze Union and the Puddin' Head Schools

2023 American Book Fest, Fiction Book Award: Humor/Comedy/Satire, Finalist

2023 Mark Twain Book Award, Humor/Satire, Finalist

"Gloriously absurd... delightfully funny... larger than life."

- Kirkus Reviews

"An absolutely hilarious story that had me laughing at the odd behaviors presented in every chapter... The perfect book for those of you who may look around and ask, 'Is divisiveness becoming as absurd as I think it is?'"

- Reader Views

"A unique and imaginative work of satire."

- Literary Titan

"An original and fun read from cover to cover."

- Midwest Book Review

"A sensational tale."

- The Book Commentary